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Current city/state wherein resides the vagina of the great Vagiliath.
A utopia, where all vaginas are created equal but some are more equal than others.
The last society in the world where all laws are passed by a 3/5 vote by vaginas.
The only place in the world which gives away chocolate and copies of "The Notebook" for free.
The city/state surprisingly boasts a 99.9/0.1 female to male population.
Because of its remote location, women have begun to go through their cycles simultaneously. This in turn has created a severe problem with vampire bat sitings and bitings.
I am Tom Reynolds reporing from the Vagican where earlier today, it was voted that not only shall each citizen receive chocolate and a copy of "The Notebook" but they also shall receive a free Nalgene bottle. Their reason for doing this? I quote, "This is what the great Vagiliath would have wanted."
vagican by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008
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1. A vagina that should be worshipped like the Vatican.

2. A vagina with a can in it.

3. A vagina that acts as a trash can for male ejaculate.
Every woman is a saint, please pray to the vagican!
Vagican by Dirk de Carp January 17, 2017
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Someone so well versed in the ways of the vagina it's as if it's magic
He was a vagican!
Vagican by AnaPeck August 25, 2023

Vagican't 

A girl who you can't get with for whatever reason.
This can mean she doesn't put out or you simply fucked up while hanging out with her.
Ricky: That girl is so hot!
Tom: Yeah, but she's a total vagican't!
Vagican't by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008

Vatican Cameos 

'Vatican Cameos' is a phrase used in BBC's Sherlock when Sherlock is about to open Irene Adler's safe. The phrase first originated in World War 2. It was used when a non-military person, who was armed (gun or knife) entered a British military base. The phrase was a signal for everyone duck out of the line of fire. Sherlock knew that John, being a military man, would recognise this phrase and duck out of the way of the gun in the safe. It is not a code phrase which Sherlock and John coordinated as a safe word. Very clever, don't you think?
*Person walks into room with gun*
"Vatican Cameos"
*everyone ducks*

Il Vaticano 

Il Vaticano is a special chess move, which allows bishops two squares apart to take what's in between them. It's denoted B-O-O-B in standard chess notation.
"what the fuck"
"google Il Vaticano"
"Holy See"
Il Vaticano by romner December 28, 2022
Synonymous with the word magical, but involves a vagina.
Tom and Susy enjoyed an exciting date and ended their date with a very vagical moment.
vagical by S_R January 19, 2008