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twank

(n., early 19th century British) a man of middle to upper class who seeks to be sexually dominated by working-class men.
Though married, Freddie was an obvious twank.
by B'yir July 7, 2015
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twank

A slang term often used in place of the word twenty. A "y" can also be added to the end of this word. It is synonymous with the slang term known as dub.
"I ran out of kill last night, so I'm going to get another twank(y) sack."

"Check out that Escalade sitting on twank(y)-fours."
by TWANK One July 16, 2006
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Twanks

Nice rims on a car, normally chrome.
Damn! Check out the twanks ojn that honda!
by joe February 27, 2004
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twanks

large nipples that resemble parking cones in both color, shape, and size.
that bitch had some nasty twanks man. i wanted to slap that hoe with my dick for a while to teach her a lesson
by Sir Twankington November 16, 2006
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twank

fancy a twank?
by The twank king August 26, 2009
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Twanking

The simultaneous act of tweeting and wanking. May lead to spelling errorsfgdfshhnbrzsbnzfg or unusual typos. Common with some journalists, one of the lesser known examples being Kai Diekmann, current editor-in-chief of the german BILD-Zeitung, a daily "newspaper". A person that twanks a lot is called a twanker}
Have you seen his feed last night? Boy, he showed some serious twanking!
by Tweedledum & Tweedledee March 2, 2015
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twank

Also known as lil' bitch, twankle-berry, Teats, twank-nasty, and D. Teaters. Someone who enjoys staying up late watching porn and keeping others awake, they also enjoy the occassional towel bed if made properly.
Shit son, I want to get some shut eye up in this bitch but fuckin twank won't turn off the porn.
by Scadden July 29, 2008
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