Turnpike to Jersey

Taking acid and magic mushrooms together, lesser known as soul bombing

Mac double downed after taking some acid and took the turnpike to jersey by eating some magic mushrooms.

by Bigchungus6942069 March 26, 2020

russian turnpike

Take a shot of vodka out of a girls ass, then eat her ass

My girl and I did a Russian turnpike last night -Riley

by Big daddy 69 August 28, 2017

jersey turnpike

in bartending, it is the process of combining all of the alcoholic residue from the bar, cup mats, etc., into a pint glass and giving it to the drunk who keeps asking for more.

Man, I gave Bill a jersey turnpike. In two seconds, the asshole threw up a garden state.

by Tommy Boy March 6, 2005

Jersey Turnpike

A dance move. Face down, ass up.

Did you see Deena from the Jersey Shore doing the Jersey Turnpike!

by dancedancedance66 April 19, 2011

Jersey Turnpike

A drink where the contents of a bar mat is dumped into a shot glass. Best right before last call

Tony was so drunk last night he actually downed a Turnpike. I puked watching it.

by Uncle Danny May 2, 2005

turnpike toughy

when your getting a blowjob on the highway and traffic stops and your next to a big pick up truck and urge the trucker to honk his horn. When he starts honking you hold her head down and bang out her throat

I gave Tara the turnpike toughy on the way to the beach, she was pissed off but the trucker found it hilarious.

by Frank Mutasow April 12, 2009

Wet Willy Turnpike

While recieving some magnificent road head, you pull out and shoot in her ear. You proceed to twist your dong in her ear. When done, you can keep driving or kick her out while driving.

Did you hear what Plangger did last night? He finally gave that Nicole whore the Wet Willy Turnpike.

by Stauchy McNasty June 10, 2007