3 definitions by Tommy Boy

garden state

odor and color of a drunk's vomit.

That bitch left the garden state on my new sofa.

by Tommy Boy March 7, 2005

jersey turnpike

in bartending, it is the process of combining all of the alcoholic residue from the bar, cup mats, etc., into a pint glass and giving it to the drunk who keeps asking for more.

Man, I gave Bill a jersey turnpike. In two seconds, the asshole threw up a garden state.

by Tommy Boy March 7, 2005

land mines

another name for dog shit.

Bill's stupid dog left land mines all over my backyard.

by Tommy Boy March 13, 2005