tuche

An extreamly attractive woman, with a beautiful smile, and a great personality.

That girl is so perfect, she could be a tuche.

by Jon September 3, 2004

Tropical Storm Tuchas

Astoundingly severe diarrhea, usually induced by tainted food/ water at a tropical destination.

"Our vacation in the Domincan Republic was okay, but Tropical Storm Tuchas blew in and totally fucked our week up."

by Ash and Jan September 3, 2008

Tuchie

A male penguin who boozes, waddles, and pimps his sidekick to get him $5 whores.

Oh man there goes the Maestro- that Tuchie is my hero.

by Carnie Kick September 25, 2009

Tuchusrump

The posterior region of a homo sapien, also known as ass.

Usually used to describe one that is rounded and shapely, and usually under 2 years of age.

That little baby has the cutest tuchusrump.

My son can be the biggest pain in the tuchusrump on the face of the Earth.

by Mr Addison May 17, 2006

Tuchscherer

To be confident in one's self without exceeding the barriers of cockiness. (pronounced too-sure)

"I think I knew the question to that test but I'm still not tuchscherer"

by Jon Tuchscherer June 21, 2007

Tuchas tease

the act of getting off from licking a toilet seat that an attractive person just sat on

Pat really liked Gerry, enough to commit to a tuchas tease after Gerry left the water closet.

by aretegroup January 11, 2019

Thomas Tuchel

Thomas Tuchel is a German professional football manager and former player who is the current head coach of Premier League club Chelsea.
Known as the most attractive, handsome and smart manager of the football history.
Even Taylor Swift wrote her song (Wildest Dreams) about him (he's so tall and handsome as hell, he's so bad but he does it so well)

When you see an attractive smart blonde mid 40s man call him Thomas Tuchel

by Mrs Unban November 22, 2021