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topheavy

a female with large breasts, usually a D cup or bigger.
Damn, those are nice!
by Gus H. Gilroy November 5, 2003
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Topher

Topher is a tall, handsome, funny male who can be addicting and sometimes hard to look away from. A topher is never a female and has an Italian sausage if you know what I mean. Topher spread his disease, also known as topherculitis, which is missing the topher and always thinking of him. You will sometimes suffer from topher withdraws.
"Did you see Topher today?"
"yes! And he gave me some topherculitis"
by Short shit August 22, 2012
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Topherd

Getting killed because you brought a shovel to a gun fight. Becoming dead.
Don't get topherd.
by BigjewdaddyB May 31, 2018
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TOPGUN

TOPGUN was formerly known officially as the United States Navy Fighter Weapons School, and was established on March 3, 1969 at NAS Miramar, California after a United States Navy report recommended that a graduate-level school be established to train Fleet fighter pilots in air combat tactics to counter the relatively poor air combat performance being experienced by Navy aircrews over Vietnam. The school initially operated the A-4 Skyhawk and F-5 Freedom Fighter to instruct F-4 Phantom II aircrews in dissimilar training, including the first US aces of the Vietnam War, Randy "Duke" Cunningham and Willie Driscoll.
The movie "TOPGUN" made in 1986
by STAR_MANN September 15, 2006
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Toph

The hardest mf out there. Homegirl is blind yet she made a whole new type of bending, oh and she’s 12-
ayo who is that? Bro are you fucking slow- that’s toph beifong! How tf do you not know who toph beifong is? Bro you’re trash get your ugly dolphin head ass outta here.
by youngzapper March 30, 2021
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Beijing Tophat

The sexual act of shitting into a garbage bag, placing it in a hole for several months, excavating it, then dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral sex.
Dude, your girlfriend smells really bad today. Yeah I brought the old Beijing Tophat out last night.
by Curry Sanchez June 30, 2010
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topherface

the face one makes when they are tirelessly trying to convince you that they are right (about what, it does not matter).
"As he tried to explain why Dr. Drew is not a doctor, you should've seen him. "Classic" topherface."
by ProgPrincess December 19, 2009
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