Dumping It

The process of taking a shit on what you're doing. Failing miserably. Not doing well. Sucking at life.

"Bro, how you doing on your homework?"

"I'm dumping it bro."

by El Dumper December 9, 2011

Dump and Dump

When you short a stock, then get up and take a massive dump, only to come back to see that the stock has gone down a lot (dumped)... so you make a lot of monies.

Tom decided to short AAPL, then felt a little queasy from his Chicken Tikka Masala lunch, so he took a massive poo. AAPL's stock price decided to take a dump simultaneously. Now that is what I call a good ol fashioned Dump and Dump

by A.BRUNNY April 18, 2012

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Dump

taking a shit

"im gonna go take a dump"

by BATMAN January 8, 2003

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dumped

where one partner ends the relationship when the other still wanted to stay together.

mike dumped me last night, im gutted

by pattypoopy January 23, 2006

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no dumping

A common sign that means, contrary to popular belief, that it is illegal to drop off trash in the specified location. This trash may or may not include human fecal matter. This sign will never cease to amuse high school kids.

Joey: "Hey, guess what guys? Check it out! I just put up a "No Dumping" sign above the shitter in the boys' room!"
Marty: "HAHAHA!!! All right! Awesome joke! You da man!"
Kenny: "Yeah dude, that's totally rad!"

by Nick D August 13, 2004

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