Timelock

when a person or group hasn't updated their knowledge, fashion or technology since a specific period of history

Parent: "Who are you going to see play tonight?"
Kid: "Frenzal Rhomb"
Parent: "I've never heard of them"
Kid: "That's cause you're timelocked in the 70s"

Dude: "She's wearing leg warmers?"
Girl: "Yeah, she's in a 80s timelock"

by SanSabina January 14, 2013

themelvinman

Gross and highly illegal, one who has sex with sheep without the sheep's concent

Son get out of that sheep pen! Don't be themelvinman!

by Bountyrogger December 23, 2015

Timeless shit

What happens when you bring your phone in to the bathroom

Person 1: where's Dad?
Person 2: hes taking a timeless shit...

by Ur nan 69 August 8, 2017

timelinebeast

Username for someone who doesn't know their background or where his/her's parents came from, He just thinks of himself as Black when in reality he's just whitewashed, defining his small penis in all his conversations, and eating his own words like a dumbass

Oh my goodness, timelinebeast Shut up you Simp

by YUSEE September 13, 2020

timelxnes

A very large penis Individual with many hoes

Damn timelxnes has so many hoes

by Frisktard April 28, 2021

timeline

to timeline: To inform someone that what they just referenced/presented/discovered and showed others as something new and awesome is in fact older than crap. Origin from a "timeline" image on a message board that was to be posted at the time of timelining.

Over time, however, the process of timelining an individual is thought of as rude, due to the fact that the timelined individual has just been sassed out for no reason they are aware of.

"Hey, guys, look at this flash thing I just found! Hahaha, kamikaze watermelon-"
"TIMELINED!"

by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004

timmel

To wear out a punchline that was only moderately funny in the first place.
"gay" or "jew" or "robot"

"A gay Jewish robot? Man, he timmeled that joke."

by Newstedian August 19, 2006