themelvinman 

Gross and highly illegal, one who has sex with sheep without the sheep's concent

Son get out of that sheep pen! Don't be themelvinman!

themelvinman by Bountyrogger December 23, 2015

Themufvinman 

Best person on earth. Beautiful, amazing, and genius, and Incredibly cute.

Themufvinman lives on Drury lane
And bakes mufvins

Themufvinman Posts very good tiktoks

Linda: hey Mike, did you see themufvinmans newest TikTok?

Mike: who is that?
Linda: wait... Do you even know the mufvinman, who lives on Drury lane?

Themufvinman by themufvinman. May 6, 2022