Timmel 

The opposite of what is funny, humorous, or satrical.

Also the last name of a very poor comedian hence the root of the word.

Wow you really timmeled that up, you're no John Belushi.

Timmel by Stewbacca July 3, 2006

timmel 

To wear out a punchline that was only moderately funny in the first place.
"gay" or "jew" or "robot"

"A gay Jewish robot? Man, he timmeled that joke."

timmel by Newstedian August 19, 2006

timmel 

the biggest dushe-bag to ever live. that is anywhere, anytime, anyplace.

Tim Cook, professional drain on society

timmel by wildirrigator1 March 10, 2005

Timmel 

The most awsome person on earth.

Timmel rules the world

Timmel by Tim Cook November 9, 2004

Tammel

Something one of the Game Grumps said, it was pretty funny.

"TAMMEL DAN, TAMMEL!"

Tammel by Shoon_Kelpy February 1, 2018

facebook timeline 

A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.

Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.

Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.

So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!

You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.

facebook timeline by sanotorum January 2, 2012

titties on the timeline 

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.

A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude

titties on the timeline by nolch32 September 2, 2020