When one vents to their own or a friend's vagina similar to the online social networking service called Twitter.
Betty Sue: "I just tweeted on Twitter about how horrid my day was."
Anna Joe: "Funny! I just twattered my vagina the same thing a few minutes ago....or maybe that was my grandma's? It's been a long day, Betty Sue :(."
Anna Joe: "Funny! I just twattered my vagina the same thing a few minutes ago....or maybe that was my grandma's? It's been a long day, Betty Sue :(."
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"Did you just read Paris Hiltons tweet"
"No because she is such a twatter"
"Did you just read Paris Hiltons tweet"
"No because she is such a twatter"
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Get the twatter mug.A flirty, sexual charged message or photo sent via twitter. Although a twatter may be delivered via text message, it should not be confused with sext.
verb uses:
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verb uses:
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noun usage: "In May 2011, Rep. Anthony Weiner (Dem, NY) blamed 'hackers' for a twatter sent from his twitter account."
verb usage: "In May 2011, Rep. Anthony Weiner (Dem, NY) admitted to the lying, saying he twattered it, not a hacker."
conversation between dan and joe:
dan: "What are you doing, Joe?"
joe: "Kate just sent me a twatter..."
dan: "What is that, like a sext?"
joe: "Yes... but it come in from twitter, so it's a twatter..."
dan: "Oh. OK. Can I see?"
joe: "Uhh. No."
dan: silent
joe: "if i showed you, than you would see my 'representative', because I started it by twattering her."
dan: "Thanks for warning me. I don't want to see your Weiner."
verb usage: "In May 2011, Rep. Anthony Weiner (Dem, NY) admitted to the lying, saying he twattered it, not a hacker."
conversation between dan and joe:
dan: "What are you doing, Joe?"
joe: "Kate just sent me a twatter..."
dan: "What is that, like a sext?"
joe: "Yes... but it come in from twitter, so it's a twatter..."
dan: "Oh. OK. Can I see?"
joe: "Uhh. No."
dan: silent
joe: "if i showed you, than you would see my 'representative', because I started it by twattering her."
dan: "Thanks for warning me. I don't want to see your Weiner."
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When people are Twittering about typical feminin topics, it is called Twattering
This refers to a certain part of the feminin body known as "Twat"
As females tend to be proudly different, but as least as nice as men, theri social media skils differ a lot....
When people are Twittering about typical feminin topics, it is called Twattering
This refers to a certain part of the feminin body known as "Twat"
As females tend to be proudly different, but as least as nice as men, theri social media skils differ a lot....
Girl Twatter: getting some lipstick to impress the #boys
Woman Twatter: Picking up some chocolate for TV night on the couch
Girl: broke up with #boyfriend cause he went out with his buddies
Woman Twatter: Picking up some chocolate for TV night on the couch
Girl: broke up with #boyfriend cause he went out with his buddies
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