Turbulation

The resistance generated when one does an incorrect open turn while swimming.

Do you see how much turbulation you are generating? If you do another incorrect open turn, I'm gonna shit a brick and throw it at your head!

by Haydontoid January 18, 2012

turdulent

Someone or something that is as slow as shit.

His turdulent intellect kept him at the check in counter forever.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

butthole turbulence

The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.

"I got arrested for flying in a restricted air space. That's how bad the butthole turbulence was."

by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013

torculent

the feeling of being nervous and excited at the same time

Going on Urban Dictionary makes me torculent: it's amazing how people can write these words, but scares me wondering what's going on in their minds

by Aphex Pony April 18, 2014

throbulent

Resembling or having the effect of creating a blood engorged cock that leaks precum all over. The skin on the balls tightens like ceran wrap and then loses with ever pulse like an eighty year Olds ass hole finally relaxing after 10 hours of strenuous exertion. It blows up like a Ballon and right when you think all the cum might just explode from your cock and soil your pants it settles down like a sad sausage only to pop right back up to haunt you.

My teacher is so throbulent

that sux

My gf is throbulent

I know right

...

by Fuckboy18 May 14, 2015

vaginal turbulance

When you fuck the pussy so good that it starts to tremble and quiver like an airplane

Damn, I fucked Jenny so good last night that I think I gave her vaginal turbulance

by Morgan The Freemason October 29, 2015

Turdulence

The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.

Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.

by Riley finn January 17, 2015