Statoblast

When shit is as good as it gets.

"Damn Jamal, that is one tight fro. Statoblast mother fucker!"

by Jolly Greek Giant March 13, 2009

strapulate

When you're face/skin is dry after exposure to water.

After I take a shower I need to apply moisturizer before my face strapulates

by SonicNeonHell February 28, 2015

Strapolate

When a girl estimates how large her strapon needs to be for her girlfriend.

Michelle, why don't you strapolate how large your strap on needs to be, then we'll get to it

by funkybod January 25, 2011

stratovarious

An electric guitar that resembles a Fender Stratocaster, but is assembled from various parts of different guitars.

Ferg is burning it down with his stratovarious through his Marshall stack!

by YO BABYz DADDY January 12, 2009

stratology

military science.

The general is an expert in stratology.

by uttam maharjan May 9, 2010

stratovarius

When you cum on a woman and hit her with a violin, OR when you cum on a woman's violin and hit her with it.

"Oh man, last night I gave Rebecca a stratovarius."

by Dirty T April 17, 2005

Strangulated

A word Zenniphyr made up.

Zenniphyr said "strangulated".

by DD's Bricks June 2, 2020