Statoblast

When shit is as good as it gets.

"Damn Jamal, that is one tight fro. Statoblast mother fucker!"

by Jolly Greek Giant March 13, 2009

stoblast

The remenants of liquid fecal material found on the underside of a toilet seat.

That fucking shitsprayer Matt left a stoblast under our toilet seat again. I can't stand it when Matt says, "Pbfffssst, it couldn't have been me." I hope he doesn't come around here anymore. That stalker can go home and shit a stoblast on his own toilet!

by Balthazar D June 13, 2009

starblasto

A gay roblox player, mainly makes SUPER boring updates and they take a week, and is a sellout for robux

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear about that roblox player named Starblasto? He is SUCH a sellout!
Person 2: Of course, he made that dumb game called Noob Simulator!

by dabonjakepaul January 19, 2019

stangblasted

To curse out, demean, put-down, put in ones place, severely scold.

She stangblasted him so bad that his friends are still laughing about it a year later!

by Scampers August 12, 2005

Stratobastard

Someone obsessed with stratocasters, who also posseses bastardican properties

that guy is such a stratobastard

by AlKapranos January 5, 2009

Starblast

Used while engaging in intercourse with a woman, with the window open. You then proceed the falsely claim you have seen a shooting star. When she looks out of the window you release your sperm in her vaginal area and run out yelling "STARBLAST!!!!!"

"Man I took Brittany back to my place and totally starblasted her, I hope she's on the pill..."

by S N double O P D O double G April 15, 2009

Stratobastard

someone that has been acting like a fool for ever and has no redemption

by andrew-mark June 7, 2003