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when one side of the relationship asphyxiates the other by befriending every social contact, frequenting all the same locations, stalking online and ignoring repeated attempts of the victim to flee.
usually performed from behind as the victim didn't realize the relationship even existed, because there was only one social interaction
usually performed from behind as the victim didn't realize the relationship even existed, because there was only one social interaction
steve: so, are you and that chick dating now? she's all over your facebook and keeps showing up at our bar.
bob: no, we slept together once, and now i'm trying to break out of the hold.
steve: break out of the hold?
bob: yeah, strangulationship.
bob: no, we slept together once, and now i'm trying to break out of the hold.
steve: break out of the hold?
bob: yeah, strangulationship.
strangulationship by alainmke January 20, 2011
Related Words
strawllatio
To use one's mouth and tongue to locate a drinking straw in a glass mimicking the action of oral teasing on a man's meat stick. Usually performed while plastered drunk in a loud dark bar, or for a not so subtle offer of fellatio from one person to the intended recipient.
Ex. 1. Dude check that guy out, he's so drunk he gave his drink strawllatio for a minute before he could even take a drink.
Ex. 2 Guy 1. I think that chick across the bar wants your trouser monster.
Guy 2. Which one, the blond, how do you know?
Guy 1. Fucking yea the blond she's been staring at you for five minutes, giving her drink strawllatio. Go hit that shit dumbass.
Ex. 2 Guy 1. I think that chick across the bar wants your trouser monster.
Guy 2. Which one, the blond, how do you know?
Guy 1. Fucking yea the blond she's been staring at you for five minutes, giving her drink strawllatio. Go hit that shit dumbass.
strawllatio by suspect 175 November 14, 2014
Statuatory Crush
Statuatory Crush by aweeze November 20, 2009
Spatulatory Rape
the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent
OR
to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
OR
to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.
Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .
OR
Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?
Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .
OR
Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?
Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
Spatulatory Rape by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010
stratolaunch
The world's biggest aeroplane by wingspan. The founder was Paul Allen and was built by Scaled Composites.
stratolaunch by QF99 April 25, 2020
statuatory rape
Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!
statuatory rape by Sex Ed December 1, 2006