Strangulated
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when one side of the relationship asphyxiates the other by befriending every social contact, frequenting all the same locations, stalking online and ignoring repeated attempts of the victim to flee.
usually performed from behind as the victim didn't realize the relationship even existed, because there was only one social interaction
usually performed from behind as the victim didn't realize the relationship even existed, because there was only one social interaction
steve: so, are you and that chick dating now? she's all over your facebook and keeps showing up at our bar.
bob: no, we slept together once, and now i'm trying to break out of the hold.
steve: break out of the hold?
bob: yeah, strangulationship.
bob: no, we slept together once, and now i'm trying to break out of the hold.
steve: break out of the hold?
bob: yeah, strangulationship.
strangulationship by alainmke January 20, 2011
Spangulated
In a state of utter extascy, most definitely past mashed.com sometimes you may lose the power of speech and not normally capable of sensible conversation, although there are some exceptions to that rule. On reaching the holy grail that is Spangulated, is is recognised as a personal achievemenst among many......its the way forward, and to be celebrated
Last night friends and I made it our missison to achieve a spangulated state, which was achieved as we feel we are very good at it (although there is always room for improvement) practise makes perfect which we fit in most weekends.
Spangulated by Zedstar30 November 28, 2012
Strangubate
v.it. - A portmanteau of "Strangulation" and "Masterbate". The process by which one masturbates, while having a rope, piano wire, or other device used to strangle around his or her neck.
Strangubate by leemute January 6, 2010
Strangulationship
A state of emotional connectedness between two people, where one or both of the individuals are overwhelmingly possessive.
You know your in a strangulationship when your girlfriend is overbearing. My girlfriend never allowed me to be alone with her sister, initially having no attraction to her sibling I naturally thought this behavior was ridiculous. However, after years of overwhelming mistrust her sister and I would occasionally flirt to poke fun at her ridiculousness. This ultimately resulted in wild unadulterated sex, with her sister, in the upstairs restroom at a family gathering.
Strangulationship by sognatore87 December 18, 2009
Fowl Strangulation
Fowl Strangulation by iam2eeyore August 19, 2010
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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