standed

pretty much stood for grammar asses

"When they are all standed on they activate the pack-a-punch".

by moooo237 July 22, 2011

standing room

A type of concert where seats are not provided and not generally used. There is a stage, and people gather around the stage to listen.

Was the concert standing room?

by ..anon. July 11, 2005

Stander

This is when the man stands on something like a bed and the girl is standing on the floor while giving a BJ. All parties are standing for the duration of the BJ. It doesn't have to occur on a bed it can happen in the woods on a rock, on the stairs, any number of places.

I got a stander on the ottoman last night.

by ElPachanga May 13, 2013

By Stander Effect

To become paralyzed, or not really knowing what to do, being scared and just watching.

Man: What do you call this when you see for example, a man is beating the hell out of his wife and you do not know what to do?
*out of nowhere from awkward silence
CB: Uhm, By Stander effect!
Man: Correct, what does it mean?
CB: Uhm *thinks, like your paralyzed or don't know what to do.

by CBystander October 14, 2011

standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

Standing Head

A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.

Ellen: "Chris do you want me to give you standing head?"
Chris: "Yeah let me grab my stilts."

by KingjamesIV December 27, 2011

standing blowjob

When josh cant reach the dick on his knees so he has to stand

hey your pretty short give me a standing blowjob

by Real Nigerian prince November 10, 2017