Stantonesque

(adv. or adj.) A philosophical or profound thought, often characterized by its intellectual superiority. Only applicable to individuals of MENSA-proportion intellect. Also, incredibly strong or manly and is attributed to things that require heightened levels of testosterone; however, the term is not generally applied to athletic activities. Synonym is beastly

Man, that was a completely Stantonesque comment!

Dude, you just scaled Mount Everest in three hours? How Stantonesque!

by BranHo February 10, 2010

Stallowned

To have Sylvester Stallone ram his penis into your rectum.

Eric Kukis thought he was a smart ass until he was in the face down position of a Stallowned.

by Eethy March 15, 2005

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.

He's also Rocky Balboa.

Fun facts about Stallone:

-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.

-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.

Sylvester Stallone is badass

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

spallone

Hair looks exactly the same everyday, average height and good at everything.

Look at his Spallone hair!!!

by Kriztchon May 17, 2018

Stallone It

Looking something up because of how impossible or absurd it sounds.

The name comes from the Sylvester Stallone story of how he sold his dog for $150 in desperation, because he was flat broke and needed funds to pursue getting his Rocky screen play purchased and getting the lead role in the movie. After he got the script sold, he re-purchased the dog from the guy he sold it to for $15,000 and had to cast the guy in Rocky as part of the deal.

So the story goes...

Is it true? Stallone it to find out

by Burney Crew September 7, 2012

Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag

"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"

by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009

stillness of heart

It's when your heart doesn't jump nor flutter nor sinks, no nothing, just beats. Boring, but healthy at times.

I'm waiting for stillness of heart to fall in love again, still too restless right now.

by slunce July 4, 2010