Swordfucked

A sexual experience gone so horribly wrong, that the person will undoubtedly sexual and social problems for the rest of their life.

Poor guy-- he was swordfucked as a teen and it was so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life.

(As in the son of the 35-year-old mother, A. Sword of Waterford, who used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search. He has been Swordfucked and will likely never be able to have a normal sex life.)

by ThanksMom September 11, 2009

Spermfuck

The rash you get when you have dived/ spearfished all day in coral spawn

I had a sicky on Thursday man but my spermfuck face gave me away

by Diverdick March 11, 2015

Spoonfucking

When you penetrate someone with a spoon (teaspoons or tablespoons - but never ladels).

"Yo did you hear Damian and David were spoonfucking last night?"

by davetherave1704 November 1, 2021

spoonfuck

i think it means to be fucked with a spoon. or maybe to lay in the spooning position and engage in sex!

my girlfriend calls me spoonfuck all the time.

by S.M.S. January 16, 2006

sporfunkalate

to shove semen up an object

Man...I sure hope he doesn't go and sporfunkalate that dumpster.

by SubArtic August 18, 2008

SporkFucker

One who engages in sexual relations with Spoon-Fork combination eating utensils.

That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.

by deity June 18, 2005

scootfuck

sex in which during the act the partners move along in any direction, almost with every thrust or grind.

We were so caught up, we just scootfucked around the entire living room. You could see the path in the carpet afterward

by errpo August 7, 2011