Smuch

Noun (male): A withered curving fool, a curvy f*cking idiot
Noun: (female) very attractive, jiggling the right amount.

Ding Dong is such a f*cking smuch

by smuch June 5, 2017

Smuchies

The act of giving someone a smuch

I want to give you muchas grandes smuchies

by Jimmy Brongus May 23, 2014

Smunch

when you squish and go full happy mode by turning into a blanket burrito

finna go smunch

by RealSlimNoodle December 25, 2019

smatchet

a nasty little child

"man, if that fat little smatchet was my kid, i would so have spanked him by now"

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

Smuched

1. Another word for smashed or mushed, made by a drunk girl on new years eve.
2. Drunk

1. One time i saw a smuched cat
2. I was so smuched after all of flip cup I played.

by im aWESome. April 12, 2010

slutcho

A transparent poncho, usually worn at festivals to keep dry whilst also allowing others to still be able to see the slutty clothes being worn underneath

"I can still see her tits through that slutcho"
"I wonder if that Slutcho is hers..."
"That poncho is slutty, it's basically a slutcho"

by Wireless2014 July 9, 2014

Smitchin

Telling the world about your own questionable behavior.

Worthy of social gossip.

Cannot believe ones self dumb actions

I was "smitchin" on facebook last night .

This is a "smitchnable" situation.

I was a "smitchass" last night.

"Smitch-worthy" Situation = pole dancing in "granny panties"

by redlulubeans September 30, 2018