Smoosh

A smoosh is an act of open-armed holding, such as hugging, that includes at least two people and at least one large breast which gets squished and/or stretched between at least two of the people engaging in the smoosh. Both male and female large breasts qualify for a hug to be considered a smoosh and both male and female people can participate in a smoosh. Smooshes are only sexual under certain circumstances and are otherwise mainly considered platonic like hugs.

Smoosh, Smooshing, Smooshed, Smooshes

glomp hug smoosh

by FoggyPebble January 31, 2010

smoosh

A combination of two (possibly more) words to form one word. A virtual staple on Urbandictionary.

Smoosh of hill and mountain: mill

Smoosh of lion and tiger: liger

by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012

Smoosh theorem

When all girls are lesbian. All lesbians love vagina. Therefore all girls love vagina.

Alyssa Iglesias (has a bf) according to the smoosh theorem, loves vagina.

by Kevin, will, chadd September 22, 2010

smoosh

to ejaculate on someone's face

smoosh me please thanks

by Guess June 19, 2006

Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.

Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.

by lexidaveraph April 4, 2011

smoosh

to suck someone dick/cock/penis/twig and berries/the package/junk/ding-dong/shlomng/prick/balls/pentagon/wiener/chuck norris/gorilla/king kong

Megan Fox smooshed me last night, but i accidently gave her a golden shower too.

by ibolic smoosher March 31, 2009

smoosh

sucking ones dick, oral sex

Jeanny gave me a nice smoosh last night man!

by The smoosh docta March 27, 2009