The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.
I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not
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noun, Slang.
1. any person who is tech-savvy, tech-trendy, tech-stylish, and/or technologically progressive in a cool way; specially someone who has keen interest in acquiring any sort of smart wearable (e.g. smart bands, smart watches, smart clothing etc.) with the ability to interact with smartphones or any other computerized system.
noun, Slang.
1. any person who is tech-savvy, tech-trendy, tech-stylish, and/or technologically progressive in a cool way; specially someone who has keen interest in acquiring any sort of smart wearable (e.g. smart bands, smart watches, smart clothing etc.) with the ability to interact with smartphones or any other computerized system.
Maija: Hey Asif, guess what. I just got myself the latest fitness smartband from Fitbit.
Asif: Maija, looks like you're well on your way to becoming a smartster.
Asif: Maija, looks like you're well on your way to becoming a smartster.
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The opposite of April Fools. Tell your friends and family true things, then say, "APRIL SMARTS, I got you."
Invented and celebrated first on April 8, 2011 by Craig Benzine, aka wheezywaiter on YouTube.
Invented and celebrated first on April 8, 2011 by Craig Benzine, aka wheezywaiter on YouTube.
Tom: You know what? Don't take out the garbage. Go have the cake that's in the kitchen.
Bob: *finds delicious cake in the kitchen* Hey, thanks!
Tom: April Smarts, I got you!
Bob: *finds delicious cake in the kitchen* Hey, thanks!
Tom: April Smarts, I got you!
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I really don't know what Smarto's Mom looks like since I never bothered turning on the lights, but I bet she's hot.
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Jeffrie: Actually your not hungry, your brain thinks your hungry because of pressure in the atmoshere. So your wrong and im right. Also its "I Am" hungry not im hungry.
Thomas: Stop being a smartass.
Jeffrie: Actually your not hungry, your brain thinks your hungry because of pressure in the atmoshere. So your wrong and im right. Also its "I Am" hungry not im hungry.
Thomas: Stop being a smartass.
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