Shwing

A noise that a man makes when a fine woman walks by, usually meaning a sort of erection. This will sometimes be accompanied by a pelvic thrust.

*three fine women walk by
Shwing, shwing, shwing

by Judas Sucks January 16, 2005

Shlong

What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.

I had one NICE ride on that shlong.

by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010

shlong

a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love

by monet is that bitch June 28, 2020

Shwangadoo

Another term for awesome, cool, uber sweet, totally legit, and just plain out sick nasty. Invented in 2010 in a coffee shop in rural Roanoke, Virginia, it is possibly the most effective word ever used. Not only is shwangadoo a cleverly usable adjective, it can be used in many situations.

Example: Dude, those new shoes you bought are so shwangadoo!

Did you watch that video about the guy who stabbed that kitten? I wish i was that shwangadoo...

by C Nastytoes November 30, 2010

Bong Shlong

When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong

Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong

by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

Shwing

An exclamation used to describe sexual arrousal in a male.

"Shwing!"
(see Wayne's World, muthafucka!)

by Digital Pimp March 2, 2003

shpongle

The best band in the entire universe.

If you don't like them you are retarded.

by sup March 13, 2005