Cork Shrew

Somebody who constantly drinks wine and puts down the people around them, is incredibly self centered and needy, yet still expects people to be nice to them and treat them with respect.

They are such a cork shrew, they need to stop drinking and take a look at their life.

by TannerL January 28, 2020

pygmy shrew

The pygmy shrew is a fascinating creature, the smallest animal in God's Kingdom. The shrew is almost completely blind, and must rely on its barely adequare sense of smell to avoid its natural predators... the fox, the badger, the cat, the dog, the bear, the dolphin, the donkey, the bat, the crayfish, the buffalo, the saw, the polar bear, the crab, the plane, the monkey, the saw, the fork, the banshee, the harpsichord, the common-earthworm, and other shrews. The shrew is so tiny that it cannot maintain body heat without constant exposure to sunlight. In the winter, most will not survive... The shrew's young are born utterly hairless, and will remain so for the rest of their lives. They are entirely dependent on their mother - most of whom die in labor. The mothers that do survive face a grim future, hunted and killed by their young for sport. 99% of the baby shrews will not survive their first night unless they are found by a kindly shrew farm attendant...

it's fucked, basically.

by johnebp January 15, 2004

small-breasted Jersey shrew

A jewess with small tits who is a nagger.

Fran is a small-breasted Jersey shrew. She likes to scream at people for no reason.

by Jean Shepherd February 22, 2008

tired eyes of a shrew

When you’re so tired your eyes are as small as a shrews!

Damn martin, you have the tired eyes of a shrew!

by Evlo_ November 16, 2019

Ant_Shrew

1. A small awesome midget or skinny (non-hairy) dwarf with a slight build of muscles in the upper body. A Ant_Shrew will go bald in their later life (With out a transplant). Can be subject to Male, Female or Other (as defined in China).

2. A nickname or Avatar derived from Ant(Being small and hard working) and from Shrew(A small foraging rodent the scurries along the floor) and together creates Ant_Shrew or Originally "Andrew".

3. A genetic mutation between a Ant and a Shrew which is highly unlikely since a ant is a insect and a shrew is a mammal and not anywhere near the same size.

He is an Ant_Shrew.
I jigar how the Ant_Shrew looks.
Hey I like your nickname Ant_Shrew.
Wow, that Ant_Shrew scared me it was like two different creatures.

by Ant_Shrew October 4, 2011

sand shrew

n. a person from the middle east. Golden in complexion perfectly complemented with a rough black beard. many sand shrews can be found traveling in caravans.

Look at that damn sand shrew over there. He is giving G.W. a piping hot carl!

by America February 18, 2004

Skank Shrew

1. One, generally a female, who is incredibly annoying, obnoxious, and completely unaware of their complete stupidity.
2. A male who acts in such a completely feminine or ridiculous manner that no swear can describe his actions, and therefore he must be compared to an annoying female.
3. An attractive biddy who won't put out.

1. Man, I hear that bitch posts on the masslive cheerleading forum and has a voice like an infected weasel. She must be a skank shrew.
2. Pull the tampon out of your ass and have a beer, fuckin skank shrew.
3. Good lord, look at that fine ass, i would just love to lay her down...fuck, it's a skank shrew.

by Jee Row January 11, 2009