Shmigity

Being high, or blazed.

Dudee, I got mad shmigity in Brooklyn last weekend. It was amazing!

by EmAy-Shmigity-Ef August 11, 2009

shmeganed

To get smashed; sloppy drunk.

Dude, I was hella shmeganed last night.

by chewy39 January 3, 2011

shmidget

A nasty little troll human that's gender cannot be determined by the naked eye. It is mandated by human law that they wear diapers to protect others from the unknown. They also must must register with the county and put signs in their front yard notifying the neighborhood that a shmidget lives there.

Old guy in the neighborhood: "HEY!! WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE!! Cant you read the sign?"
New guy in the neighborhood: "What sign?"
Old guy in the neighborhood: "The 'BEWARE OF SHMIDGET' sign out front. Its just too risky.
Old guy in the neighborhood: But this is my house.

by star bar December 8, 2011

Shmigella

Used as an expression to describe any complete idea, thing or process.

I don't buy into the whole shmigella.

by RaineyZ54 January 12, 2012

Shmegster

Originated from the word Shmegma. Shmegma is basically dried sperm and because sperm cells take so long to die, the word Shmegster came to being, meaning a survivor.

You can say “ I’m shmeging it out” which case also mean you’re just going with the flow and living it.

You might hear people say “ just shmeg it out” also means just stay cool and keep shit casual but neat

Doesn’t matter how long it takes I’m all in because I’m a Shmegster.

If you’re gonna Shmeg it out then make sure you keep it casual but neat!

by Shmegs January 30, 2020

shmieellph

she he milf ,a shmieellph

blake is a shmieellph because he has a dick and tits

by big daddy with a lil D December 14, 2020

shmegmoid

The name of a friendly platypus on Twitter. He loves to say GWAN and enjoys certain things like adderall. He is the roommate of YouTuber Nudah who streams live daily

“Oh looks it’s a tweet from Shmegmoid Johnson.”

by Mercbeamish April 28, 2021