The city of sex & steel, the heart of the north, and the birthplace of football.
Basically the greatest city in the world.
Basically the greatest city in the world.
by Manx Bloke July 30, 2007
Get the Sheffield mug."She was riding me reverse cowboy and got so aroused that she sheefed all over my chest & face!"
"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"
"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."
"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"
"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."
by Anewell September 13, 2014
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Tito: "what the fuck man?!!! You gave me a used condom!"
Marco: "I didn't know...."
Tito: "SCHMEFF."
Marco: "I didn't know...."
Tito: "SCHMEFF."
by Rarlos Codrigo November 15, 2010
Get the Schmeff mug.A city in south yorkshire, The first official football team was made there and its main industry was Steel and a bit of coal mining, Maggie closed them all down and it became quiet poor, it is now under bid redevelopments. It has a huge multicultural community and a massive student population
Southerner: That cities dirty
Northerner:Stfu you rich tax evading prick.
United fan: SHEFF UNITED FTW
Wednesday fan: WEDNESDAY FTW
*big fight*
Sheffield: big, better than leeds
Leeds:Big,better than sheffield
Northerner:Stfu you rich tax evading prick.
United fan: SHEFF UNITED FTW
Wednesday fan: WEDNESDAY FTW
*big fight*
Sheffield: big, better than leeds
Leeds:Big,better than sheffield
by sheffield citizen May 28, 2009
Get the sheffield mug.Wheat Sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of sexuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.
It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.
This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:
"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"
"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"
"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"
And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.
This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:
"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"
"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"
"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"
And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):
... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf
chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf
chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
by flangeatey June 1, 2011
Get the Wheat Sheef mug.A meaningless answer to a question or comment you may dissagree with, or may be said in the middle of (ex. moment of silence for a dead pet of your friend's mother's siter's brother's cousin)
this word also happens to be my favorite word
this word also happens to be my favorite word
by Bailz of Hay December 3, 2004
Get the Shmea mug.Ecstasy can be swallowed, snorted, injected smoked, or shefed (insertion of pill into the anus) where it is absorbed.
that is why some people shefed. The stomach doesn't eat away at any of it and 100% of it goes right into the system.
by JuicyJ420 January 6, 2009
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