by _Gabe15_ October 5, 2016
Get the Shmeat Boye mug.A person who just isn't on the level. Someone who isnt going to be helpful and doesn't want to be. Generally in the way and causing everyone else to do more than necessary to accomplish daily life tasks. Synonyms: Gump, Gomer, Clown, Ass, Loser.
That shmed who couldn't run his register wasted 10 minutes, and now I'm late.
Don't bring your shmed friend next time, he managed to make bowling not fun.
Don't bring your shmed friend next time, he managed to make bowling not fun.
by WDZynz March 10, 2019
Get the Shmed mug.A drinking game where everyone listens to “Know Better” by Headie One and Rv. Every time Headie one says “Shhh”, you take a sip of your drink from a plastic cup. As soon as Rv starts rapping, everyone needs to down the rest of their drink, do a cup flip, fill their drink, down it, do another cup flip and then fill it again as fast as possible and before Headie One "Shh". If you finish first, you can skip the rest of the song and choose someone still doing it to fill their drink again. the players who don't finish in time get knocked out. the game is then restarted.
If you’ve never won a game of Sheadie One, can you REALLY call yourself a mothertrucking heavyweight?!
by Roudant December 9, 2019
Get the Sheadie One mug.The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...
I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.
by Elisecruz May 1, 2010
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1. any size Medium shirt (especially a T Shirt) worn by a man whose body-size would usually require a size Large shirt for comfort, worn for the accentuating affect it gives to musculature of the torso and arms; The resulting effect is similar to that of a medium-sized person wearing a size Small shirt.
2. a nickname for a man wearing such a shirt
1. any size Medium shirt (especially a T Shirt) worn by a man whose body-size would usually require a size Large shirt for comfort, worn for the accentuating affect it gives to musculature of the torso and arms; The resulting effect is similar to that of a medium-sized person wearing a size Small shirt.
2. a nickname for a man wearing such a shirt
Jeremy - "Rob, come on up here!"
Rob - "What size shirt you got on?"
Jeremy - "Fuck you."
Rob - "The price you pay when you rock a shmedium in this place."
-Season 3 Episode 8 of 'Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory'
Rob - "What size shirt you got on?"
Jeremy - "Fuck you."
Rob - "The price you pay when you rock a shmedium in this place."
-Season 3 Episode 8 of 'Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory'
by MuseeRouge December 19, 2010
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by retlehs September 16, 2006
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