shonker

a Tottenham supporter.

Ali G is a shonker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

Shlooker

A wooden pipe you shove up someone's asshole and once it reaches the top of the trachea you blow the shot out the back. Used most in Israeli and Chinese torture.

"Itzik took a shlooker strait to the brain."

by ClusterFuck11 July 10, 2015

splonkers

SPLONG•KURZ

noun

1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness

2.
miscellaneous supplies

adjective

1.
incapacitated

noun

1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."

2.
"I got Splonkers."

adjective

1.
"I got so Splonkers."

by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017

shlonkerburg

To fart really loud and vomit right after.

“Holy shadonkler bob! I pulled a shlonkerburg!”

by that_nice_writer January 18, 2021

shlonkerburg

To fart really loud and vomit right after.

“Holy mackafoodle! I pulled a shlonkerburg,get me some napkins Bob!”

by that_nice_writer January 18, 2021

Shlonkers

When a oversized or overly large appearing pair of footwear such gym shoes are clearly bigger than the wearer’s feet but still fit the wearers feet.

Bro pulled up wearing them Amazon shlonkers to school in his shorts with them skinny ass ankles exposed. My boi lookin like a tictac with shaq’s shoes.

by Mr.KrabbzKachow July 24, 2024

shonkerd

to be fucked up in any way, shape, or form

I think Sid is still pretty shonkerd from last night

by thegoonsquad November 2, 2010