shmurp

A random jumble of letters, in the exact order of s, h, m, u, r, and p.

shmurp.

by Tman Diggy Diggy April 22, 2018

Shurp

A shit burp

After a dog has eaten feces, it comes in the house and burps on you - resulting in a shurp - a god-awful bodily function that smells worse than a normal dog fart or burp.

by Chop Piggy February 24, 2010

shlurple my purple

To suck something purple i.e. a penis

"shlurple my purple"

also "shlurple the purple"

by Tony Dodds November 28, 2007

shurp

A large unexpected burp which causes you to shit at the same time.

That shurp just burned through my pants!

by 2quickmick February 19, 2009

shlurp

Much like shnuggle, reversed for couples who are very deeply in love to the point where they use cute, childlike variations of words. Generally a kiss where the female somehow uses her tongue, not completly different from frenching.

"Oh you look so adorable today..lemme shlurp you!!"

by Daniel McDade April 10, 2004

shlurping

a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!

Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.

by Mike September 11, 2003

shnurpish

Feeling warm and fuzzy inside.

Looking at her makes me shnurpish

by Coach Hines October 26, 2007