Definitions by 2quickmick

shurp

A large unexpected burp which causes you to shit at the same time.

That shurp just burned through my pants!

shurp by 2quickmick February 19, 2009

rubber guzzler 

A girl, or man for that matter, who sucks out the cum from a condom after intercourse or foreplay.

Damn, that bitch is a great rubber guzzler!

rubber guzzler by 2quickmick February 19, 2009

pigeon toe

A toe which has had the toe nail permanently removed

All the kids got out of the swimming pool in a hurry once they took a look at his pigeon toe!

pigeon toe by 2quickmick February 19, 2009

texticulate 

phone sex by means of text message

funny how your girlfriend always wants to texticulate when you're out with the boys!

texticulate by 2quickmick February 19, 2009