texticulate

funny how your girlfriend always wants to texticulate when you're out with the boys!
by 2quickmick February 19, 2009
mugGet the texticulatemug.

pigeon toe

A toe which has had the toe nail permanently removed
All the kids got out of the swimming pool in a hurry once they took a look at his pigeon toe!
by 2quickmick February 19, 2009
mugGet the pigeon toemug.

rubber guzzler

A girl, or man for that matter, who sucks out the cum from a condom after intercourse or foreplay.
Damn, that bitch is a great rubber guzzler!
by 2quickmick February 19, 2009
mugGet the rubber guzzlermug.

shurp

A large unexpected burp which causes you to shit at the same time.
That shurp just burned through my pants!
by 2quickmick February 19, 2009
mugGet the shurpmug.