Shartburn

The burning rectal sensation resulting from unattended or insufficient clean up after a shart.

Shouldn't have eaten that extra spicy taco, I just let go a shart. Better go for a wipe before you get shartburn.

by Spyderman69 January 24, 2014

Shartwork

When you release your bowels on the wall and make a beautiful work of art out of it.

Billy: What's with all this shit on the wall?
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 12, 2015

shartcake

A collection of sharts made into a pastry

Baker: "Would you like some shortberry shartcake?"
Me:"Of course! I love shartcake, especially shortberry!"

by Poonanny February 3, 2018

Shartarrhea

When you thought you farted and then thought you might have sharted, but actually you had shartarrhea.

My wife had a colonoscopy and fell asleep. Suddenly she woke up when she thought she farted, then she thought she might have sharted, but actually she had shartarrhea.

by FloridaFour April 26, 2019

Shartard

a person who talks so much nonsense, believes their own bullshit and thinks everyone else does as well

Oh, listen to that shartard, she talks so much shit, she's like sharting out of her mouth the retard

by randall ray October 5, 2020

shartbur

ngl one of my favourite moots on tiktok! thier user is super- ... 💩amazing and i find it very funny LOL! they are super cool tho

someone- isnt shartbur a funny username?

me- oh yeah it is! with the shart + bur xD

by ghostbursdead April 5, 2022

Shartberry

A word used when someone doesn't wanna say a cuss word and they get a bit too creative

"HOLY SHARTBERRY! I stubbed my toe!"

by anonymous September 21, 2023