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Ottis P. Schodinger

The first blind man to solve a Rubik's cube. Schodinger's revolutionary techniques have changed the way the cube is solved by many in modern culture.
Person 1: Hey are you trying to solve that rubiks cube?

Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!
by JJJ "the big one" August 18, 2012
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spooding

"Wanna do some spooding tonight?"
"Fuck you bitch, turn around and let me take a shit on your chest."

"Let's spood tonight, I don't want to lose my virginity."
"Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna fucking ram your ass and cum on your tits"
by Gentleman Scholars January 4, 2009
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Schooling

A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.
"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."
by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011
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Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.
That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting
by Godzx September 6, 2013
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ass scalding diarehea

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.
Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!
by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005
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SCOOTING

What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.
MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!
by Wise White Man March 17, 2022
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scrolling around

Person or persons screwing around browsingFacebook instead of paying attention to what's going on around them.
My girlfriend and I were watching the game, and instead of paying attention she was scrolling around on Facebook!
by Limitless9803 May 28, 2013
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