schwenkfelder

A sexual position created in Germany during WW2 and is most commonly know today as the "mustache ride."

I can't wait to go to bed tonight and schwenkfelder my girl friend.

Dude! I totally schwenkfeld that girl tonight.

The schwenkfelder is so much better than the donkey punch!

by schwenkfelder January 17, 2010

Schwenke

While it means "Swing Left" in German, it is also the last name of one of the coolest super heroes to roam the world. That would be the Schwank Tank. His first name has been kept secret since every super hero keeps their name secret.

Schwenke is the coolest cat I know.

by David Schwenke June 5, 2008

schwerp

To wear two different shoes at the same time.

I schwerp by wearing one Adidas on my left foot and one Nike on the right foot.

by The Schwerper February 25, 2008

schnerk

The process of performing a sexual act that is executed by a man standing above a woman who places his testicles between her breasts. While she squeezes them together, locking them in place, the man then spins around, twisting his balls like a rope. The act then finishes with the women releasing her grip, spinning the testicles around until they return to their natural formation.

I can't wait to schnerk those huge tees.
That was a great schnerk session.
Robert schnerked Dr. CL and lost his scholarship

by oohmmamma November 17, 2009

Schwenked

Verb-
1.To be owned by, in relation to, or not at all, by Mr. Schwenk (God Bless His Name) or any one els.
2. To become extreemly angry or happy at something or someone.

Noun-
3. to refer to a Faux Hawk in any way.

1. "hey Gick you just got Schwenked!" "shut up man!"
2. *fail test* "Schwenk this!"
3. "hey diggin the Schwenk cut!"

by Doctorspaz May 15, 2011

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

for schlerken

A much more l33t way of saying "fo shizzle".

Bob: That guy says 'fo shizzle' way to much.
Tom: For schlerken he does.
Bob: What a fag.

by The Great and Almighty Skid August 1, 2004