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The process of performing a sexual act that is executed by a man standing above a woman who places his testicles between her breasts. While she squeezes them together, locking them in place, the man then spins around, twisting his balls like a rope. The act then finishes with the women releasing her grip, spinning the testicles around until they return to their natural formation.
I can't wait to schnerk those huge tees.
That was a great schnerk session.
Robert schnerked Dr. CL and lost his scholarship
schnerk by oohmmamma November 17, 2009
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Schnorkel 

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.
Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!
Schnorkel by gingerrae March 29, 2010
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To schneak somone is to in a bad/cunning way steal something or in a personal way, perform an action for your own personal gain/advantage, usually at the cost of the "victim"

The verb verson of the word Schneaky (To be sneaky)
- Oh my god, Philip Han over there schneaked your wallet!
schneak by Philip Han April 15, 2007

pulled a Schneck 

- V - To impregnate a girl whilst intoxicated then vomit on the bed.

Variation: Pullin' A Schneck (present tense)
Man, I was so drunk the other night, pulled a Schneck. There was puke and jizz everywhere.

schneikees 

adj.-substitute for any number of exclamations and any cuss or swear words. Used to not insult people with your potty mouth or to protect little children's ears from evil words.
"Holy schneikees, I've gotta crap!"
schneikees by Jankus June 11, 2006
A person that is one part schmuck, one part nerd, and one part geek. This person is highly irritating and abrasive, and has embedded himself into a social network or group that he is not welcome in, but is unaware of this fact. Schnergs typically talk at an unreasonable volume, and with improper frequency, usually in unfortunate circumstances and with por results. Getting rid of these people is next to impossible.
Jim keeps following us everywhere we go, telling his bad jokes along the way. Let's ditch this schnerg.
schnerg by schnerg August 22, 2007

schnekin 

In the film "The Bird Cage", the Nathan Lane character patronizes a bakery and samples the "schneckin". No off-color meaning is intended in that scene.
schnekin by richard October 2, 2003