Schwerdtfeger

-An asshole that masturbates too much to fat porn, has long curly hair, doesn't shave his pubes, and refers to poop & penis jokes way to much.

"My dad said all I have to do in life is succeed in become a Schwerdtfeger and he would die happy."

by Alfred Lloyd October 8, 2008

schwerve

Gettin' fucked up, hammered drunk, plastered, three sheets to the wind, black out, rowdy, down right out of control

EcoKat was so embarassed by her video that she went to Aggieville to get her schwerve on to forget the whole thing happened.

by ecokat September 4, 2011

Schwerve

A person's schwerve is what they use to try and get other people to like them, or how a person acts towards someone to which they are attracted, using their mojo. To create a verb the word "work" needs to be added in front, so a person will "work their schwerve".

I'm going to go over to those ladies at the bar and work my schwerve.

by Levi the Schwervemeister April 2, 2008

Schweeds

Noun-shwa-ee-ds: The maximum level of awesomeness attainable by humans

Dude that guy just cured cancer while taming wild bears, he's a Schweeds

by DudeGuy247 September 14, 2011

Schweeder

Lindsay's ,Tammara last name

Lindsay Schweeder is the best

by Lindsay December 1, 2003

Schweppes

A tasty drank. One that was first made in 1783. A lemon-lime type flavor. Just looks like a german beer. It's good for when your sick

"I'm thirstier than the devil's vagina!"
"Than yo drank of choice be SCHWEPPES!"

by Charlie Mcnarlie March 19, 2008

Schwerpes

A horrible medical condition that arose in mid 2009.
This condition exists when a paitient has both of the following;
Swine Flu
Herpes

Results in coughing, sneezing, itching, rash, and others.

Dude, I just got schwerpes.
Sweet you brought us slurpies?
Nah bro,the schwerpes.... It's itching so bad.
Dude that sucks.

by Px3 December 30, 2009