Schmuckle Fucks

When someone insults you then immediately attempts to engage in intercourse (oral, anal, vaginal, or other) in order to not get slapped.

After calling me a beach wacker she knew it was time for some schmuckle fucks in order to not get the slap down.

by Impudicus March 23, 2021

Schmorkle

1. Daisy Johnson from agents of shield aka spies of shild

2. The starting point for a conversation about spies of shild

"SCHMORKLE!" "oh, hey insert name here"

by Samsauce January 12, 2022

schmuckledunse

A 'schmuckledunse' is an individual suffering from schmuckledunse-disease.

My japanese friend has caught a severe case of schmuckledunse-disease. He's such a schmuckledunse.

by Bangerboy2348723 May 6, 2022

Schmupset

Schmupset is feeling slighted, insulted and disadvantaged by someone else being admired, or someone else being happy

Schmupset that my ex has moved on and has a nice new partner who adores him

by Madkeensurfer July 1, 2022

Schmergle

A word you use to describe something when you can’t remember the right word.

Put the schmergle in the burgle.

by TheBoneOfMalone July 5, 2022

Schmouple

Overly happy and PDA-ey couple, married but not to each other. Normally about midlife age and referring to each other as Schmoopies and often seen in car parks at night.

W: Check out that schmouple over there by the Dodge..they think they are so hip that they can pull off UD moves like wineglassing!
A: Yah I saw them the other night in the pub....he was giving her a forking neck rub

by Sweetbucha August 16, 2022

schmuckle

n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.

Dude, i think i just schmuckled all over my baby blanket!

by kdawg September 27, 2003