schlome

A term used in scv and valley that refers to minature vapes. The roots of the word come from a combination of being “schlumped” and “domed” when taking a fat hit. Can also be used in other tenses when one is “schloming” or becoming “schlomed.”

ex.1
guy 1: yo lemme hit that schlome

guy2: hell yah brother

ex.2
guy 1: bro how much nic is that im f*cking schlomed

guy 2: 25...pussy

by Bonjourbitches February 9, 2019

schmobbel

it can describe anything or anyone. Usually it replaces a verb or a noun, if used as an adjective it is common to add a -ig.

oh yes, let's schmobbel there..

schmobbel, could you give me a piece of banana-bread, please?

How was your day? -schmobbelig. Oh, amazing :)

by big herbs July 25, 2020

Schmoe

A man who pays money to wrestle with a woman who is often more muscular and stronger than he is, for sexual gratification, although no overt sexual activity is performed.

"I gotta go. I have a schmoe coming over at 12."

by Smart as Shat January 30, 2009

schmob

universal term dealing with anything semi illegal such as speeding, partying, getting trashed, blazed, crunk, and running the city.

"i was so schmobbed last night"
"yo were going f'in schmobbin tonight"
"lets schmob"

by Craw-Dazzle June 2, 2005

Schmoe

Mispronounced version of S'more, notably used by Buzz Lightyear in the 1999 film Toy Story 2

"Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot schmoes!" - Buzz Lightyear

by Gamer Gek August 20, 2018

schmo

Yiddish for an idiot or a cuckold. Essential loan word in New Yorkese English, along with all the other Yiddish insults. See also schmuck.

That schmo just took my spot and flipped me the bird. Jerk.

by ignor July 5, 2003

schmobag

a person who does something extremely stupid or moronic.

check out that schmobag, he drove his car into a tree!

by CC&DL February 25, 2008