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Schmaltz

to take the last of something and not throw away the box or container that it came in, usually causing much anger in the next person to examine the aforementioned box.
Hey I'm gonna get a donut... What the hell, someone schmaltzed the last creme-filled!
by WuBuRZ October 27, 2011
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Schmaltzed

a euphemism for gettin' drunk!

entomology: cites the popular alcoholic beverages schnapps and malt liquor.
Clare: I need to get schmaltzed right!
Stephanie: ha true dat
by cevelev February 19, 2010
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Schantzing

A noob way of getting half a point and prestige by standing next to that one door the whole time. *Origin: N+
"Stop schantzing around and do something useful for once"
"Schantz does what he wants"
"What?"
"It rhymes"
"Erroneous"
by Araballz January 24, 2009
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schantzel

1. One who is of the douche clan.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.
"Poor old Matt, he only wanted to get a real job and move out someday, but he's bound to be a schantzel for a long lonely time."
by I think I'm funny December 14, 2008
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schmant

v, schmant: to schmant means to eat an entire animal, such as a hippo, in a short amount of time (mostly practised in unhumane parts of Africa and Alabama)

n, schmant: someone who schmants
I can't believe that guy just schmanted that entire buffalo in two minutes!
by haNd1287 April 21, 2004
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shmantz

a meterosexual man's version of female capris, where the calves are invitingly advertized, and the man looks like his pants shrunk a few sizes in the wash, magicly only in length. Very popular with the European male.
"Damn, he be wearing shmantz. It's not that hot outside."
by B.B.B February 24, 2008
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Schmautz

A name for people who are smarter than smart but they hate people and the whole humankind.
This Guy is so Schmautz.
I hate people like a Schmautz
by Nuknech December 8, 2020
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