haNd1287's definitions

Suet

A funny sound used by red neck farmers to call their pigs (mexicans). Suet is the left-over crap that pigs eat...part of why pigs are sooo delicious.

Suuuuuet!!! Suuuuet. Come here you damn beanerz.

by haNd1287 April 21, 2004

Poke'dex

What Ms. Smith makes us do grammer out of.

The, is a conjuncdtion!

by haNd1287 April 21, 2004

Glass Plating

It's when you put a glass plate over your face and a girl sh*ts on it!

Boy: Let's go glass plate behind the tree.

Girl: Nah, maybe later.

by haNd1287 April 21, 2004

Camping

The act of hiding behind a wall in an online videogame. When somebody walks in front of the wall, you suprise attack them with them not even knowing who did it so you can continualy "camp".

Daaaaaamn, that nigga be camping!

by haNd1287 April 21, 2004

schmant

v, schmant: to schmant means to eat an entire animal, such as a hippo, in a short amount of time (mostly practised in unhumane parts of Africa and Alabama)

n, schmant: someone who schmants

I can't believe that guy just schmanted that entire buffalo in two minutes!

by haNd1287 April 21, 2004

Zeego

A fat fish-man creature that comes out when there is a full moon. it plays the harp and always brings a sack lunch to concerts.

Guy1: Have you ever seen a Zeego play with another Zeego?
Guy2: Nope.

by haNd1287 April 21, 2004

Scoot

1. To create friction with one's ass.
2. Also known as Scout, the main character of Harper Lee's "To Kill a Mocking Bird"

Hi Scoot

by haNd1287 April 20, 2004