Shmian

A person who possesses a head in comparable size to Andre the Giant, or several bowling balls put together.

Said person may or may/not have a larger body or frame (particularly in height), but the size of his head is so large, it its like the head of a blow-pop on a small stick.

" Yeah, that dude is a Shmian. "

or

" Hey, this hat doesn't fit. Can I get a bigger size? "

" No. We don't have hats for Shmians " .

by BodySlamsAllDay April 29, 2013

schmancter

The ultimate in sphincter dwellery. Juice action formed in the crotchular region, somewhat similar to fromunda cheese. That nasty shit, yo.

Damn B, that schmancter done been rippin up my genitalia like Linda Tripp on a honey baked ham.

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca

The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler

by robocop turd January 24, 2009

Schmancey

The next stage of fancy

That nice hotel is fancy schmancey

by Shinaenae December 7, 2010

Schmingledorf

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

by 69 sublime January 11, 2021

Schiano Moriello

Term used to describe an aggressively fanatical fan of the Italian soccer team known as Napoli.

Mamma mia, ma quello è proprio uno Schiano Moriello!

by Moro91 May 10, 2023

caca schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex after receiving anal.

That halo child is a total caca schmangler

by robocop turd January 24, 2009