Shmian 

A person who possesses a head in comparable size to Andre the Giant, or several bowling balls put together.

Said person may or may/not have a larger body or frame (particularly in height), but the size of his head is so large, it its like the head of a blow-pop on a small stick.

" Yeah, that dude is a Shmian. "

or

" Hey, this hat doesn't fit. Can I get a bigger size? "

" No. We don't have hats for Shmians " .

Shmian by BodySlamsAllDay April 29, 2013

Shmian 

Shmian- A 15 year old from Cali who is obsessed with GD and likes realy stupid names like Dirk.... he is a mexican whigger who is emo on the inside....

Anne:HI IAN!!!
Ty: No, not Ian, Shmian!!!

Shmian by Ty April 19, 2005

shmian 

The coolest person ever!!
also called ian or shmi

hello im shmian the coolest person ever

shmian by the one and only shmian April 19, 2005

Shmang

Shmang is to vape in the bathrooms at macleans

Should we go 'Shmang'

Shmang by NimsIsAstupidName May 2, 2019

shmingy

pronounced shming ee or SHminG-E like one would pronounce 'sing-E' with a SHM instead of just s

An extraordinarily odd person. A person differing from the 'norm' but it's intention is not politically incorrect, for example, someone of a race outside of your own, a different sex from your own etc, cannot be a 'shmingy'. Where as someone who hikes their pants up to their arm pits, wears no socks and has the brightest of pink shoes on, can be considered a 'shmingy' Everyone knows a shmingy. Not to be used in a derogatory way, ie; a 'shmingy' cannot refer to someone odd for reasons of a disability, mental or otherwise. It's to be used in the context of 'weirdo' or 'strange' person.

"check out shmingy over there in the plaid bicycle shorts and black knee high socks" or "what a shmingy"

shmingy by Shawndhi August 31, 2008

Shaiann 

Shaiann is a beautiful girl who tries to make everyone happy. A lot of people take her for advantage. She the one who's always smiling but hides so many secrets. If you have a Shaiann keep her

1- is thats shaiann? She's beautiful

2- yeah she is.

Shaiann by SnowFlak3 March 14, 2014

Shminged

An adjective insinuating that an individual or a group people want to get heavily intoxicated with the alcohol substance.
Used mainly by people who consider themselves to be "Hard" and spend all day doing the above.

"Hey James, do you fancy getting fuckin' shminged tonight myett"

"Yeah man, when are we gonna get on it you mad dog twatter"

Shminged by XlX ???? XLX April 15, 2010