SchmIan 

A person who possesses a head in comparable size to Andre the Giant, or several bowling balls put together. Said person may or may/not have a larger body or frame (particularly in height), but the size of his head is so large, it its like the head of a blow-pop on a small stick.

" Damn, did you see how big that guys head is? "

" Yeah, that dude us a SchmIan. "

or

" Hey, this hat doesn't fit. Can I get a bigger size? "

" No. We don't have hats for SchmIans " .

SchmIan by BodySlamsAllDay April 29, 2013

schmanna 

Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word

Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session

Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?

Bri: Schmanna!

schmanna by the comand'r June 29, 2022

thank you schmank you 

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.

Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

thank you schmank you by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015

schmingle 

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.

I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.

schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

Schminky 

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing

Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo

Schminky by schmeggy September 4, 2020

schmanvas 

(shman-vuss)n. 1. Unecessary and irritating clutter or attitude

did you finish packing your suitcase?
yeah but it took forever because i had to clean all the schmanvas out from my last trip.

i tried to get my package at the post office but they gave me all this schmanvas about having my ID.

schmanvas by hamachinigiri January 24, 2006

Schminkle 

An adorable female bellybutton.

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.

Schminkle by zugale November 4, 2018