schlumpkin 

a tiny fuckling of cells in human form; female version of shlump

gahhh damnn boi ella hamilton is a schlumpkin

schlumpkin by schlongman May 4, 2021

schlumpe

german word for slut

eschligang eber dub ist eine schumpe
Excuse me, but your a slut

schlumpe by Roxy Foncigo May 17, 2005

Schlumpf

Verb.

The art of lazing around the house in your most comfortable and/or oversized clothing, doing whatever the hell you want, make-up free, toothbrush free and undeoderised.

> Friend: It's 3pm and you're STILL in your pajamas?!?
> Schlumpfer: Yeah, I've been at home schlumpfing all day. I ate nothing but cereal.

"These sweats are the ultimate schlumpfing clothes! They are sooooo comfortable!"

Schlumpf by mmcKellar June 19, 2008

schlumpy 

unwillingness to move
exhausted, without will
the height of laziness
sleepy

Bob appeared schlumpy as he slouched on the couch.

schlumpy by Silly Sue October 2, 2009

schlumpty 

Anyone of complete and total ineptitude, if it involves the simplest of tasks it will be fucked up. Someone who does not have there shit together in the remotest sense

" That motherfucker is the schlumptiest schlumpty known to man, he could'nt find his ass with a GPS and a personal assistant!! "

schlumpty by Cosmo Romeo August 6, 2006

schlum 

A mixture of a man and womans love juice that spills out of her afterwards and resembles a chunk on the sheets,or on the table if you are adventerous :)

*woman asks man in the shower* did you see the size of that schlum on the sheets?

schlum by marpy bo blarpy August 18, 2004

Schlumptress Borg 1 of 1 

A Slut that attaches herself to you, and takes control
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg

Janice was the Schlumptress borg 1 of 1, Resistance was futile !

Schlumptress Borg 1 of 1 by squirrel pimper November 5, 2006