get schlockered

The most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk.

"Hey man are we getting drunk tonight?"
"No, let's just get schlockered"

by pwhunt August 1, 2017

mr.schacher

Mr. Schacher is that one cool teacher.

He is known to say "UwU?" and "Whatever Boomer"

He also called me a mega boomer.

"What do you think of mr.schacher?"
"Oh he's my favorite teacher!"

by ForgottenOleanders November 14, 2019

schlittered

extreme inebriation

After drinking a case of warm beer, I was schlittered.

by Richard June 12, 2004

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

Schlinger

Having a penis while being a Ginger. Also can be reffered to as a "firecrotch" but this is more specifically the actual penis other than the "surrownding scenery" it's size can range from very small to a bit above average.

AJ(Ginger): Hey ladies...would you like to see my schlong?

Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger

by Krizzle32 August 17, 2010

schlice

To cut your finger. Adding more letters.

I schliced my finger on a lawn mower blade.

by TJ Hollensauce January 7, 2005

schlicht

as in dan schlicht, drummer of the hired geeks from kenosha wisconsin.
hiredgeeks.com

Schlicht is n00b.

by dan schlicht March 12, 2004