Schlapped

The unwanted groping of the male genitals.

Went to CPAC and the guy schlapped me.

by Unshahlapped March 4, 2023

schlong schlapper

A large penis that is used to hit other people.

Evan whipped out his schlong schlapper and beat up the fool.

by Anesthesia God August 15, 2020

Schlapper

The process in which you turn cell phone to vibrate, and shove the phone into your partner's rectum. Then proceed to "krazy glue" the rectum shut, and call the cell phone. Continue to stimulate the genitals while you ejaculate on the closed rectum.

That was a great schlapper...except, i lost my cell phone.

by Nick Lanier April 2, 2005

Schlampe

A woman who flaunts her self.

Jodie : Sabina you're such a SCHLAMPE!
Sabina: I get it from you my SCHLAMPE!

by jodilicious September 11, 2009

schlarp

The mindless act of weilding one's dick to merely complete it's insipid mission on any type of 'receptacle'.

Schlarp the dode!
Schlarping the dode, dude!
A North Tahoe expression in passing.

by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003

schlapped

basically getting slapped, or pwned, red marked, merked, owned, pizzowned...you got the picture.

JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!

by JJballer May 31, 2009

schlapping

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.

"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"

by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009