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The process in which you turn cell phone to vibrate, and shove the phone into your partner's rectum. Then proceed to "krazy glue" the rectum shut, and call the cell phone. Continue to stimulate the genitals while you ejaculate on the closed rectum.
That was a great schlapper...except, i lost my cell phone.
by Nick Lanier April 02, 2005
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