SMP

opposite of PMS, commonly used when around women you dont want to offend.

guy 1: why is she yelling at you for no reason
guy #2: just a case of SMP...

by Rodband June 2, 2009

SMP

SMP - Social Media Prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before digging in.

A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP.

by Bridget Soden April 10, 2008

SMP

"Serious Male Problems" - a male form of PMS

Jane: What is wrong with John?
Dan: He has some SMP regarding a girl.
Jane: That time of month huh?

by wackocasper August 3, 2008

SMP

A retarded TFC clan. They suck, but they think they are godly. They beat a couple of teams 9vs8 (other team having 8).

If SMP beats you, you either have 8 or less people, or your clan really sucks.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

SMP

Stealth Master Productions is what SMP stands for. It is used by many people who know Stealth Master.

I went to SMP last night, did you ?

by Ownage+ December 28, 2005

Smp

Smp is a short term word for suck my pussy

Kayla :Aye yo Mia bitch give me my money
Mia:Smp(Suck my pussy)

by Shdjdmdjzks January 19, 2021

smp

"suck my pussy" female saying in hate or in sexual vibe.

Josh: man I'm mad at you!
Gabby: smp!

by raay3444 June 15, 2010