Phonication

An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....

Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night

by JPnEB May 28, 2009

Pornication

The attempt of a porn watchee to fornicate with whichever electronic device he/she is using to watch porn.

Billy can no longer see whats on his computer screen due to his multiple acts of pornication.

by Erik Villoria June 9, 2007

punkuation

The act of not giving a f(*& about your periods and commas and such

It wasn't so much punctuation, as punkuation; there were no definitive stops or pauses so much as hyphenated gaps where a speaker might breathe.

by *finger point**eyebrow wiggle* September 20, 2015

punction

to break through or pierce something

I tried to puntion my skin but missed

by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004

Pornication

Watching/having porno playing in the background, while engaging in fornication.

Me and my girl got wrapped up in some pornication.

by Aaron Force 1 June 15, 2011

punctional

Where you are both punctual and functional.

Also see: Non-Punctional: Where you are neither punctual nor functional.

Gary went to a metal show last night, he is not punctional this morning.

Sally is a go-getter she is always so punctional.

by BastGirl February 22, 2017

Punistation

When you almost get your hole ripped out by a really big peice of crap.

Sundays at noon.

by phatjacks February 25, 2004