Problematic

A tired and passive aggressive word used by sociology majors when they are too afraid to call someone racist, sexist, or homophobic.

Janet: I learned in Sociology 101 that David Duke is problematic.

Me: I think you mean racist.

Janet: Now you’re being problematic with your mansplaining.

Me: Just shut up.

by HM2013 April 6, 2019

champagne problems

the 2nd track off of taylor swift’s 9th album, evermore.

champagne problems is one of the best tracks on evermore.

by goldrushhh December 17, 2020

problematic

The go-to adjective for propagators of cancel culture to describe when someone has crossed the proverbial line. It sounds scary enough to spook corporate entities away, yet vague enough to simply be thrown around without adequate explanation.

Most often used by white 5th wave feminists on Twitter with an unchecked white savior complex. Said demographic is also commonly associated with festering daddy issues, thinly-veiled sexual deprivation, the glorification of mental illness, a sad addiction to performative activism, and the compulsive need to search for racist undertones in anything and everything.

Meg💛🍒🦋(she/her): "John Mulaney seems pretty problematic but like i couldn't tell you why, probably because he's a cis wh*te m*n sksksksksksksks. My paypal is in my bio :)"

by forsenbased April 8, 2021

Daddy problems

When a girl does not have a father figure in her life leaving her to fall hard for most guys she talks to trying to fill the missing spot of a father. She lets guys take advantage of this and would still put up with any guy that did this to her.

Person 1: She just met him and she already obssesed and all over him.

Person 2: yeah, she has daddy problems

by Greenbean52 February 16, 2015

First World Problems

Problems from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.

Aw, crap, I don't know which 1 carat diamond encrusted platinum ring to buy!

by The Debacle Awaits September 3, 2005

No Problem

Casual "you're welcome." As in "there's no need for thanks, it wasn't a hassle."

"Hey, thanks for giving me a ride!"
"Sure! No problem!"

by Julivee December 28, 2005

champagne problems

champagne problems is the second track on Taylor swift’s album evermore. It’s a song where longtime college sweethearts had very different plans for the same night, one to end it all and one who brought a ring. This song shows how the girl deals with mental issues which she describes as champagne problems and she sings about how she left her lover standing and turned him down when he proposed. She is sure that the boy will find the right girl someday and that girl will never leave him standing like she did, that girl will patch up his tapestry which she shred. She is sure that someday he’ll marry that girl and he won’t remember her and her champagne problems. Lyrics like: ,,This dorm was once a madhouse” I made a joke “well it’s made for me”

Show that she gave him hints about her mental illness and she joked about it in order to deal with it- to hide all her champagne problems.

When you’re listening to champagne problems you’ll feel it, you’ll feel the sadness, the pain and the lost love and lost hope . You’ll feel just like you experienced the same because Taylor swift ,my dear, is the best songwriter of our generation and makes me want to experience such a heartbreak too. Also the piano played by William Bowery (😉)makes you feel even more pain and makes you feel like that pain will last for evermore but it doesn’t, unless you listen to champagne problems on repeat- like me, I’m in pain but I love it.

Girl : I have champagne problems

Boy :you mean the song by Taylor swift?

Girl: no I mean I have champagne problems

Boy: so the song is really good isn’t it ?

Girl: ...yeah...it is

by Fairy21core January 10, 2021