by youngnoodle47 March 8, 2017
Get the Pressed mug.1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.
While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
by jamminjay October 18, 2002
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Dude, I pissed away my pay check buying rounds at the club last night.
Careful in Las Vegas, you'll piss away your savings.
Careful in Las Vegas, you'll piss away your savings.
by ReverendBob June 29, 2009
Get the pissed away mug.When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.
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Get the Pressed mug.An expansion of minda to an inebriated individual.
An individual in an alcohol induced stupor. Categorized by slurred, pointless communication often accompanied by excess saliva. A pissed minda differs from other forms of intoxicated behavior in that they are often jovial yet docile. Poor eye contact is also evident in such a state as often a pissed minda finds it difficult to focus on moving objects as this tends to induce nausea (this is often overcome by staring at the floor).
An individual in an alcohol induced stupor. Categorized by slurred, pointless communication often accompanied by excess saliva. A pissed minda differs from other forms of intoxicated behavior in that they are often jovial yet docile. Poor eye contact is also evident in such a state as often a pissed minda finds it difficult to focus on moving objects as this tends to induce nausea (this is often overcome by staring at the floor).
by Nevo June 18, 2008
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